My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.
This was beautiful to read
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
Thought I was going to be late to work because I had to drop my sisters at Bridgets house but I am 10 minutes early, biggest dick out! Oh well, sitting in an air conditioned car with the radio isn’t so bad.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT………….FOR YOUR RIGHT…………….to have basic reproductive rights and control over your body there is no punchline here it is literally 2013 and white republican men are still breaking rules so that you can’t own your vagina.
If it was talked that loud in the morning, I would get punched in the face. I am just asking my parents for the same respect for me, seriously.
katniss everdeen, ladies and gentlemen
the YA heroin who literally does not give one single fuck about having a boyfriend
it’s like suzanne collins just went “yes i will write the literal exact opposite of twilight”
cause suzanne collins kept it real